My name is Detective Flea. I am currently employed by the Department of Farmland Security. The department's objective is to keep farm animals safe.
As far as donkeys go, I'm practically the only one they’ve hired. My fantastic hearing and superior vision make me a huge asset to the organization.
Prior to joining for the Department of Farmland Security, I worked rather unsuccessfully as a financial advisor. Unfortunately, my three-hundred-and-sixty-five-degree vision could not foresee the pitfalls in the marketplace.
My formative years were spent on a farm chasing butterflies with my twin brother, Flynn. While I opted for college, Flynn decided on a career of music and joined a traveling braying band.
August 2023 marked the first time that I took an entire month off for a holiday. I vacationed at an all-inclusive farm resort in Ohio. After a holiday of excellent bran mash and brimming bowls of oats, it’s time to get back to work.
I've received notice to report to Washington tomorrow morning. The Chief has a new mystery for me to solve.
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